Group Hug
Today was my niece's birthday. She had previously asked me to draw a picture for her present. I obliged. This is that picture. Its my first attempt at watercolor (and it shows--mistakes abound) but I think overall its fairly nice.
Jesus Hates Animals
For a one-time fee of $10 you can ensure you pet is taken care of after the Rapture. This payment is good for a "lifetime" membership to the registry of animals that will need to taken care of by the cold-hearted atheist bastards & animal-friendly terrorists that are left behind after...well, after today.
Link: After The Rapture Pet Care.