Jesus Hates Animals
For a one-time fee of $10 you can ensure you pet is taken care of after the Rapture. This payment is good for a "lifetime" membership to the registry of animals that will need to taken care of by the cold-hearted atheist bastards & animal-friendly terrorists that are left behind after...well, after today.
Link: After The Rapture Pet Care.
May 21, 2011Share on Twitter